Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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