Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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