idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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