who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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