Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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