Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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