Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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