seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
