did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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