i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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