so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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