Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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