Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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