You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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