I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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