Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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