I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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