if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she looked like the before picture.
you win again, gameday.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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