Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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