have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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