i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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