U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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