i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Terrible idea I love it
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
