It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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