As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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