he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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