wat bout pragnant strippers??
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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