It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We had sex on a dog bed..
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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