oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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