Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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