I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no, he came in my armpit
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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