This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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