so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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