3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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