i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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