People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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