16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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