omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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