She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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