worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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