rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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