It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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