sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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