god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
