everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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