I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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