so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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