You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize