so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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