Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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