i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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