But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
ttyl tear gas
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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