I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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