i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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