why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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