He is an equal opportunity slut.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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