Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
where are my eyebrows?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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