gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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